me in class: wait what happened
me in class: what do we do
me in class: what do we write
me in class: when's the test
me in class: what is this
me in class: how do you do this
me in class: what

actionables:

I know a guy who didn’t realize he had an extra toe until he was 11

saki-hyuuga:

I asked Siri if I’d ever get married and it consulted the magic conch

saki-hyuuga:

I asked Siri if I’d ever get married and it consulted the magic conch

micheledesanta:

when ur followers reblog something from you and add terrible commentary

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slutframing:

There is no lie detected

slutframing:

There is no lie detected

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
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